Una nuova razza di subumani è nata

[Ciome]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/661xwv/whats_the_strangest_date_youve_ever_been_on/

[gnappinox1]

That one is easy. Met this girl online, and the way the conversations went it was always friendly, getting to know you type banter. After a few online conversations, we meet up at a bar by her. The plans for the evening were to have drinks there then go play Donkey Kong Country at her place. Being the oblivious male I am, I genuinely was excited to play some DKC on Super Nintendo.
We meet up at the bar and things go fine. I wasn't really attracted to her at all, but she was nice and we had an alright time at the bar. So we get back to her place and start watching TV. I look around and don't see a Super Nintendo. Thought maybe it was in her bedroom. I don't mention it because I don't want to be rude. She makes some drinks. We're watching Drunk History, when all of a sudden she looks at me with murder in her eyes "Are we going to stop playing games?!"
I look at her, smiling, trying to play it off, "Do you mean Donkey Kong Country?" She really didn't appreciate that. She scoffs and then proceeds to chide me about how guys are always wanting to play games and want sex. I told her the only game I was wanting to play was DKC. This is when it got weird. She gets up off the couch, calmly, walks to the kitchen and pulls a butcher knife out of somewhere. She just stands in the kitchen, still with the look of murder in her eyes, and stares me down. She doesn't move at all, just staring with the butcher knife at her side. I look back for what feels like a few minutes, and then I jump up and dash for the front door.
I didn't even bother closing the door, behind me I hear the door slam hard, and she's shouting at the top of her lungs, "FUCKING ASSHOLE, PLAYING GAMES, FUCK YOU".
So a night of what I was hoping to be relaxing, friendly conversation, and Donkey Kong Country, turned into my "maybe I could have been murdered" dating story.

Questa mi ha fatto ribaltare :asd::asd::asd:

[Huxley]

donkey kong :rotfl:

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End up getting a HUGE paragraph back talking about his creative process for writing (and trying to direct) a specific type of porno where women crush rats and tarantulas between their breasts. WHAT THE FUCK

[Lux !]

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[ryohazuki84]

tl; dr?

[Rot Teufel]

Non ho capito DKC se la matta non aveva il SNES :uhm:

[gnappinox1]

In sostanza la matta voleva netflix & chill, solo che all'epoca netflix non esisteva, quindi si è inventata DKC, il tizio, doveva essere un assiduo frequentatore di J4S, non ha neanche lontanamente capito cosa voleva la tizia, e quindi a casa sua chiedeva sempre del gioco, fino a quando la tizia sclera, prende un coltello e lui scappa :lol:

[Dehor]

pensavo si parlasse del 5 stelle

[Mastro Razza]

In sostanza la matta voleva netflix & chill, solo che all'epoca netflix non esisteva, quindi si è inventata DKC, il tizio, doveva essere un assiduo frequentatore di J4S, non ha neanche lontanamente capito cosa voleva la tizia, e quindi a casa sua chiedeva sempre del gioco, fino a quando la tizia sclera, prende un coltello e lui scappa :lol:

scusa eh , ma allora in particolare cosa intendeva per DKC ? :asd:

[Huxley]

donkey kong country, per diana :asd:

[Squall811]

No vabbè, quella di DK vince a mani basse! :asd:

[Mastro Razza]

donkey kong country, per diana :asd:

no wait , lo so che la sigla sta per donkey kong ,

non ho proprio capito quale sia il malinteso

[PCMaster]

no wait , lo so che la sigla sta per donkey kong ,

non ho proprio capito quale sia il malintesoAh ecco, pensavo di essere l'unico.

[Mastro Razza]

o il mio inglis fa schifo ... perche' ho capito che la tizia sbrocca al tizio perche' tutti i maschi vogliono solo giocare e scopare ...
allora lei che voleva fare?