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visto anche io. voto 5-
di punti interessanti ce ne sono, ma sono diluiti all'inverosimile e assemblati peggio.
a un'ora e qualcosa dalla fine speravo cominciassero i titoli di coda onestamente.
un mio amico ha scritto questa recensione su FB con la quale concordo abbastanza
Hahaha, yeah, Ok, there's much more than that for me, SPOILERS coming, you've been warned, SPOILERS, SPOILERS SPOILERS, SPOILERS, SPOILERS, SPOILERS, SPOILERS, SPOILERS, SPOILERS, there was a lot of character build up lost from the previous film, what about the Knights of Ren from the previous movie, how about the interesting connection between Kylo and Darth Vader, buh, what about Kylo getting more training from Snoke, what about Rey's backstory, that could be interesting, (oh no, it's just a big fuck you) how about Snoke, completely pointless character, no pay off, killed off in the dumbest way, most powerful force user seeminly, but can't detect a twitching lightsaber, right next to him... there was so much potential there, but ok, whatever, I could live with that, there's a really great little moment that nearly saved the film for me when Kylo and Rey are together, after defeating the plastic red guys, in the budget red walled throne room, you know the one with the big magnifying glass to look out the window *snort*? (also why didn't Kylo and Rey just force crush the Red Toy Knight Merchandise guys to death with the force, but it was a nice fight anyway, so whatever), and Kylo is saying, fuck the dark, fuck the light, let's start something new, something less of an absolute, the world is more complex than black and white... hey, this is interesting, it goes in with the theme of Luke being dissolusioned with the Jedi, and turning his back on the force... and the failure of the jedi as an order, and no one coming to the aid of the rebels in their hour of need... ok, this is something new and intriguing Rey and Kylo together, I have no idea where this is going, I'm on board!.... OH wait, no, Rey is Good and Kylo is Evil... ok whatever, nevermind. And that whole plot of the world's longest and least exciting chase in space, what is it, like days of them chasing?.... ships are coming and going from the chased Rebel cruiser like it's a fucking McDonalds drive through... the First Order could just lightspeed jump a few ships ahead to block their escape, or send all their disposable tie fighters, they got plenty of them, instead they decide to follow them, fuck it, they got nothing better to do right? Wait a second... in an enitre galaxy, theres only 400 people who are willing to fight them right, the next "Evil Empire", and 400 people??... pfft... and wait, now you can just lightspeed jump a small ship into a massive ship to obliterate it... soooo why isn't this a common tactic, surely you could take down the Death Star with a few ships lightspeeding into it, stick a few droids in there to pilot them, no problem... or how about the subplots of Fin and Rose going on a stupid side quest in a deleted scene from Fifth Element, or the ridiculous forced tension between Poe and the "I-suck-at-communication-Jurassic-Park-Lady", just tell him your plans dummy! Maybe you will avoid your best people to mutiny against you... how about the aweful attempts at humour, the comically stupid Domhall Gleeson character, getting duped by Poe at the beginning, funny huh? No... Or the Nipple Blue Milk stuff? God damn it... then there's all the bastardisation of Luke, which I won't go into. The enitre film was filled with half baked, wishy washy ideas... Rey in the dark-mirror-cave-of-nothing-interesting... or how about Rey is DARK, actually no Rey is LIGHT, Kylo is LIGHT, no, fuck it, Kylo is DARK, Leia is DEAD, no Leia is ALIVE, Jurassic Park lady is BAD, oh no, Jurassic Park lady is GOOD, Fin is a COWARD, oh no, Fin is a HERO (didn't we do that one already in the last film). Luke is DEAD! Oh no, he isn't he's ALIVE! Oh no, he's DEAD.... why not just kill him off properly, with a nice sacrifice scene, nope, he just dies, becasue, two suns I guess... argh... rant over.... SPOILERS