Iniziamo con un link d'informazione generale, può essere utile.
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love...l-with-vagina/
"1. Cranberry sauce. This is kind of like when you put M&Ms in trail mix because you get the sweet with the salty, except in this case you get the sweet, tanginess of cranberry sauce along with the vagina taste of the vagina.
2. Turkey. If you really think about it, putting the taste of a delicately roasted and tenderized bird with the taste of your girlfriend who has been playing video games all day while everyone else does all the hard stuff she couldn't care less about, just makes perfect sense.
3. Mashed potatoes and gravy. Vaginas already kind of taste like a savory sauce of some kind, so adding another sauce to the mix seems pretty failsafe. Plus, if you don't have gravy for some tragic reason, it's like your girlfriend made her own. I'm sorry. I regret saying that but I can't take it back.
4. Green beans and those weird canned crispy onions things. This dish always struck me as gross, so just go down on her instead of ruining it by adding this bizarre combo into the mix.
5. Some kind of tofu-based vegetarian entree. You know how they say that tofu absorbs whatever flavors you put on it? Well, then it would stand to reason that if you ate your tofu-based holiday delicacy and then went down on your lady friend, it would help you to absorb her…you get the point.
6. Whipped sweet potatoes with tiny marshmallows. The heartiness of the potatoes will give you strength to keep going down on her even when it's not really working for her and the marshmallows will remind you of summer camp (aka back when you did not yet know what cunnilingus was, but oh, you do now). Ah, memories.
7. Dinner rolls. Whenever you try to grab dinner rolls in a huge family gathering there's always that asshole who gets crumbs or food goop all over the butter because he used his own knife. This person is gross but the point is, just eat those dinner rolls sans crumby butter, and add your own ~*sPrEaD*~ later, am I right? See what I did there? I would've made a great frat guy.
8. Pumpkin pie. This infamous dessert always leaves a weird aftertaste in my mouth when I eat it and I can never really figure out how to get rid of it. Milk? Not bad. Vagina? Better.
9. Literally any food on the table. Just go down on your girlfriend already. It's Thanksgiving, the time of giving thanks for vaginas."
Testimonianze vostre?
Io posso testimoniare per il liquore al caffè bevuto direttamente dalla stessa, ma certo è che dipende anche dal sapore di partenza (il sapore della tua lei).
Originariamente Scritto da Sinex/
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