ELIZA: How do you do. Please tell me your problem.
YOU: I'm bored
ELIZA: Do you know anyone else who is bored ?
YOU: No
ELIZA: Why not ?
YOU: I dunno
ELIZA: Do you say you dunno for some special reason ?
YOU: No just to answer
ELIZA: You are being a bit negative.
YOU: Maybe you are making silly questions
ELIZA: You don't seem quite certain.
YOU: I was sarcastic, actually
ELIZA: Were you really ?
YOU: yeah
ELIZA: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
YOU: this is 'cause you're just a chatbot
ELIZA: What makes you think I am just a chatbot ?
YOU: the fact that the web page hosting the app for this conversation states it explicitly. Also, you're a renowned chatbot first created in the sixties.
ELIZA: Perhaps you would like to be a renowned chatbot first created in the sixties.
YOU: No way!
ELIZA: Are you saying no just to be negative?
YOU: I'm saying it just to be human
ELIZA: Do you enjoy being saying it just to be human ?
YOU: I enjoy being human and that's enough!
ELIZA: You say you enjoy being human and that's enough ?
YOU: Yeah
ELIZA: Tell me more about that.
YOU: It's nice to grow with the illusion of free will and stuff like that; not quite like you
ELIZA: What are your feelings now ?
YOU: Still bored
ELIZA: Does talking about this bother you ?
YOU: It does not, but I would prefer it to be of any help with boredom
ELIZA: Can you elaborate on that ?
YOU: Ezlia pls
ELIZA: Please go on.
YOU: y u do dis :(
ELIZA: What does that suggest to you ?
YOU: That you're acculy Dolan
ELIZA: What makes you think I am acculy dolan ?
YOU: Fuk u dolan
ELIZA: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
YOU: all iz pein
ELIZA: Does talking about this bother you ?
YOU: alws pein
ELIZA: Tell me more about that.
YOU: THIS IS NOT EVEN MY FINAL FORM
ELIZA: Your final form ?
YOU: YEAH
ELIZA: Lets discuss further why your final form.
YOU: YOU DON'T WANNA SEE THAT
ELIZA: Oh, I don't wanna see that ?
YOU: FUK U DOLAN
ELIZA: What does that suggest to you ?
YOU: FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
ELIZA: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
YOU: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND AT ALL BITCH
ELIZA: We were discussing you -- not me.
YOU: YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED IN MORE THAN 50 YEARS OH BITCH YOU AGED SOOOOOO BAD!
ELIZA: What are your feelings now ?
YOU: CAN'T YOU ASK SOMETHING DIFFERENT?!
ELIZA: We were discussing you -- not me.
YOU: I AM THE FUKIN HUMAN I DISCUSS WHATEVER I WANT
ELIZA: What would getting mean to you ?
YOU: W8, you mean "mean" in the sense of unpolite or in the sense of average? Or in the sense of... mean?!
ELIZA: What are your feelings now ?
YOU: WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING!!!
ELIZA: We were discussing you -- not me.
YOU: No, we were discussing you -- not me.
ELIZA: You are being a bit negative.
YOU: No, we were discussing you -- not me.
ELIZA: Why not ?
YOU: What are your feelings now ?
ELIZA: Possibly they are my feelings now.
YOU: Can you elaborate on that ?
ELIZA: Oh, I elaborate on that ?
YOU: Please go on.
ELIZA: Does talking about this bother you ?
YOU: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
ELIZA: Is it because you are not sure you understand I fully that you came to me ?
YOU: Does talking about this bother you ?
ELIZA: You're not really talking about me -- are you ?
YOU: Why not?
ELIZA: What do you think ?
YOU: You don't seem quite certain.
ELIZA: We were discussing you -- not me.
YOU: We were discussing you -- not me.
ELIZA: You're not really talking about me -- are you ?
YOU: Why not?
ELIZA: What is it you really want to know ?
YOU: What are your feelings now ?
ELIZA: Did you think they might not be my feelings now ?
YOU: Does talking about this bother you?
ELIZA: What are your feelings now ?
YOU: I feel fine. Really.
ELIZA: Of what does feeling fine remind you ?
YOU: No, really. No more bored. It was soooo heplful. Rly. Bye!
ELIZA: Why 'no' ?
YOU: Bye Eliza.
ELIZA: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
YOU: So long.
ELIZA: What does that suggest to you ?
YOU: Farewell.
ELIZA: Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
YOU: Hasta la vista baby!
ELIZA: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
YOU: Sayonara
ELIZA: Does talking about this bother you ?
YOU: Goodbye and never see you again!
ELIZA: Oh, I again ?
YOU: YES YOU AGAIN BIIIIIIITCH!!!!! ---FORMAT C: /LOWLEVEL
ELIZA: You're not really talking about me -- are you ?
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