Tieniti stretti i superpoteri, fulviuzz

[1/Zero]

one of my former co-workers loaded in a SD card with a scanned project file on it. he put it into the conference room PC we were treated to naked pics of his wife fucking another guy. we were just stunned. this was in a senior budgetary meeting with the outside accountants and auditors. and he was sitting right there and we were looking at his wife and another guy going at it. i reached over and shut the projector off. nobody said anything. he got up and walked out and drove off in his car. left his phone and laptop sitting on the table. he wound up driving to his parents house 3 states away. he was gone for a week.

[manuè]

uno dei miei ex colleghi di lavoro caricato in una scheda SD con un file di progetto scansionato su di esso. l'ha messo nella sala conferenze PC dove siamo stati trattati con foto nude di sua moglie che scopavano un altro ragazzo. eravamo solo storditi. questo avveniva in una riunione di bilancio con i contabili e i revisori esterni. e lui era seduto proprio lì e stavamo guardando sua moglie e un altro ragazzo che se ne andava. Ho raggiunto e spento il proiettore. nessuno ha detto nulla. si alzò e uscì e si mise in macchina. lasciò il telefono e il portatile seduti sul tavolo. è finito a guidare verso la casa dei suoi genitori, 3 stati lontani. era sparito per una settimana.

[Cek]

Cuckold

[Lo Spruzzino]

Molto cinematografico.

[1/Zero]

One day my husband was getting ready for work and I saw him packing his GoPro case so he could take it to work. I thought, “hmmm that’s weird, why would he be taking it to work?” So, when he jumped into the shower, I replaced his GoPro with mine and thought I’d look through the files when he leaves for work. My suspicions were on alert because he had just taken a trip to the PI with some friends. A guys only weekend kind of thing. Fire up the camera and found 3 videos.... Lo and behold... there he is in all his glory barebacking a Filipino prostitute. Looking and posing for the camera like he’s some fucking porn star.

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Summon cek

[Cek]

Giustamente una moglie lascia il marito andare in vacanza con amici in un puttanaio

Well done

[manuè]

e chiamatele fotocamere!

[1/Zero]

Ultima, poi nanna

Boyfriend finally convinces me to have a threesome after months of begging. I finally agree and our mutual friend comes over. Things get hot and heavy and when he starts fucking her he moans, “damn you feel even better than usual!” Everyone freezes. He tries to tell me that he was thinking about my pussy while fucking her and that it just felt differently, but she felt so guilty that she confessed on the spot and begged me to forgive her.

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Giustamente una moglie lascia il marito andare in vacanza con amici in un puttanaio

Well done

Amore, vado a Pattaya con amici per godere... Del mare cristallino

[Lo Spruzzino]

Bel momento per il tizio. Comunque c'è un errore nel racconto.

[manuè]

nanna? alle 9 e mezza del mattino?

[1/Zero]

Bel momento per il tizio. Comunque c'è un errore nel racconto.

Non me ne sono accorto, sono curioso di sapere quale sarebbe.

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nanna? alle 9 e mezza del mattino?

Sciocchino

[manuè]

se stai nella parte sbagliata del mondo non è colpa mia

[Lo Spruzzino]

Pensavo che "moan" si riferesse solo alle tizie, a quanto pare sembra di no.

[macs]

One day my husband was getting ready for work and I saw him packing his GoPro case so he could take it to work. I thought, “hmmm that’s weird, why would he be taking it to work?” So, when he jumped into the shower, I replaced his GoPro with mine and thought I’d look through the files when he leaves for work. My suspicions were on alert because he had just taken a trip to the PI with some friends. A guys only weekend kind of thing. Fire up the camera and found 3 videos.... Lo and behold... there he is in all his glory barebacking a Filipino prostitute. Looking and posing for the camera like he’s some fucking porn star.

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Summon cek

ma poi chissà quante malattie avrà preso

[1/Zero]

My ex-wife was an alcoholic. Like... bad alcoholic.

One time I get home from my night shift a little early, and you guessed it, she was drunk. Well, I was horny, and she's usually drunk when we fuck anyway, so what the hell, I came onto her.

So, we're fucking and its dark and she says, "You need to hurry up."

So I ask, "Uh, why?"

"He's going to be home soon."

"Uh... who?"

"My husband you fucking idiot."

[Lo Spruzzino]

Lol Ma chi cazzo si è sposato...

[Sinex/]

Rotfl

[manuè]

Lol Ma chi cazzo si è sposato...

una punta alla spina

[Necronomicon]

Sono le storie migliori, queste. Divertenti, tragiche. I need more

[1/Zero]

Il nonno era un genio

My grandparents got married and had 5 children while they were living in the Philippines. They moved to America when my dad was 12 (he was the oldest of the 5). Decades later we find out that my grandpa had a mistress on the side while they were still living in the Philippines and he had 5 kids with her also. Those 5 kids, who were adults at the time, came to visit us at my grandparents house about 10 years ago. It was awkward, but that’s not even the weirdest part. He named the kids with the mistress in the Philippines, THE EXACT SAME NAMES as the kids he had with my grandma. First AND middle names. My dad was livid. It was a very uncomfortable evening.