Bei tempi
Non c’erano le malattie e si poteva sborrare dentro a caso
Bei tempi
Non c’erano le malattie e si poteva sborrare dentro a caso
I caught my ex thanks to fucking Pokemon Go of all things.
She mentioned Pokemon Go was using lots of her data. I explained that in her settings she could see how much data an app was using. I proceeded to show her and proved to her it wasn't by pointing out Tinder was using much more data...
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E questi sono solo i casi di gente che viene scoperta, magari per sbaglio.
Pensate quante bugie non vengono a galla e poi viva l'amore sincero monogamo
Ah, non ci sono pericoli, ma grazie del pensiero OP
I was making out with my girlfriend in the back of her car (which at the time she had only had for a week) and I put his hand on the back of the car somewhere between the back of the head rests and the rear windshield. I guess the opposite of a dash board? Anyways I put my hand in a semi-fresh load of jizz. And her answer was that her gum must have flew from her mouth and land back their and the sun melted it into a jizz like substance!
> his hand
Errore mio, era narrato in terza persona e l'ho adattato alla prima
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Shogun intensifies
I walked out from our bedroom out in to the living room and there he was making out with one of my ex-best-friends and getting a blowjob simultaneously from one of his gay coworkers.
We were high school sweethearts that went off to different colleges. He came to visit me one weekend, and forgot to logout of Facebook on my computer before he left. I accidently stumbled upon his inbox and found explicit messages from a girl from his school. The messages included, "When are you going to break up with her?" and "That rim job last night was sooooo good babe!!!" There was a fair amount of sexting too! My favorite line from her that I'll never forget: "Is your cum thick baby?"
Ah, le care dense sborrate! Anche il mio parroco le prediligeva.
Ultima modifica di Lo Spruzzino; 19-05-19 alle 05:01
" Se la schizzata č stata densa andiamo a tutti a mangiare in mensa! "
Accidently
Ai tempi dei nostri nonni si moriva per una polmonite, mia nonna ha perso due fratelli per verminosi. Tumori, sifilide e gonorrea e scolo ammazzavano male.
Vero, non c'era il divorzio. Ma si andava in guerra ogni 20 anni e se ti rompevi un osso te lo sistemavano che restavi monco per la vita.
Ah, non c'era un sistema che ti permettesse di esporre le tue opinioni col resto del mondo.
Qualche moderatore potrebbe essere d'accordo che si stesse meglio.
La quinta riga mi sembra un pro