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“How my friend sent her daughter to school today vs How she picked her up from school”
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“My daughter used markers to put ‘makeup’ on her dolls. I tried to wash them. Cinderella had an especially rough night.”
“Not a sex ed teacher, but a 7th grade classroom teacher. I had one boy ask me, “Mr. XXXX, you know boobs, right?” as he cupped his hands in front of his chest. I nodded. “I’m sorry, I know this is a bad word,” he said, “but I don’t know any other way to say it. Are boobs … full of cum?”
“Once asked the question to a group of Year 9 students: “what do you do if you want to have sex and you can’t find a condom?” Student 1 (Male): Surely you can find something in your house?! Maybe cling film? Student 2 (Female): Yeah! Or maybe tinfoil!”
“A kid in my class asked what is the stuff that girls orgasm out if males is sperm. Teacher said that girls don’t ejaculate. The kid responded no they do I’ve seen it on the internet.”
“A nun taught us sex-ed. One of the lads asks her if “when you stick it in do you just hold it there or do you wiggle it or what?”. ‘she turned red and informed him it was an inappropriate question.”
“The class was pretty raucous, so the teacher called out one of the more show-off boys to come to the front. She handed him the condom (in its wrapper) and put a phallus on the desk. She told him to put it on one-handed. He stupidly asked why only one hand. Completely straight-faced she said, “because your other hand is busy.”
“When I was in the 8th grade this guy in my class asked if a male could get pregnant if he swallowed an egg.”
“Is a penis considered a bone?”
“I was explaining the functions of spontaneous erection to a group of 40 twelve-year-old boys. “As you develop, and even into your adulthood, you will sometimes develop an erection at times that seem inappropriate. Just know that it’s normal and while it can be embarrassing, it does not necessarily mean that you are sexually attracted to anything or anyone at that time”. Boy in the front row with his hand up: “I have an erection right now, is that normal?”
“When I did sex-ed in school back in the late 90’s the most awkward question I remember someone asking was why do condoms come in different flavours?”
“I asked the teacher how the sperm got into a woman, and if she had to drink it from a cup to get pregnant.”
“In my 8th-grade health class the female teacher was asked what does Butt sex feel like. She described it as taking a very large slightly uncomfortable dump. So now every time I have a dump that feel like that I just think of butt sex.”
“We had notecards and wrote questions anonymously. One asked- “If both partners have long pubes, will they get tangled? How do you untangle them?” And honestly, I never thought of that.”
“My daughter is a high school health teacher. When I told her there’s a Reddit question directed at her she gave me these: 1) “Why do I feel happy in my pants when I see a girl?” 2) “Is it true that a guy’s balls will explode if he doesn’t cum?”
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Alcune sono bellissime :asd:
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“I got that face when I asked her not to kiss the manhole cover.”
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“Dad, when will you be done?”
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“We had to shatter the toilet to see what the reason for the blockage was. This is what we found.”
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“The way my little brother eats strawberries — and then he just leaves them out all night.”
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She just wanted to make “potty soup.”
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She just wanted to take a bath.
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“My daughter decided to toast some biscuits on the heater and not to tell me about it for a couple of years.”
“The room started to smell like an apple pie but I had no idea where the smell was coming from.”
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“In case anyone is wondering how my parenting is going, this is my 3-year-old son cleaning his potty with my toothbrush.”
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“Told my son to clean his room...”
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“I asked my son to get clothes on to help me do yard work and he came out dressed like this.”
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“Happy Mother’s Day from a 5-year-old.”
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“He’s crying because he bit his own arm.”
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“Mom, I’m going to boil an egg to have on toast.” Me yelling back from the bathroom: “Just give me a sec and I’ll show...” BOOM!"
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“Asked my niece to put these in the bathroom. Guess I should’ve been more specific.”
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“Playing hide and seek with my son. He thinks I can’t see him.”
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“My son-in-law asked my granddaughter to put her clothes upstairs.”
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“I told my daughter she couldn’t take the clothes off the hangers and try them on, so I got this...”
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“We went to the beach to find shark teeth, so when my daughter yelled, ’I found teeth!’ this was the last thing I was expecting.”
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