Here's what you gotta do:
Get in the left lane
And make a motherfuckin' U
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Cazzo nemmeno gli adolescenti fanno ste cose...
" Se la schizzata è stata densa andiamo a tutti a mangiare in mensa! "
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Sono così all'80%
I Proposed To My GF This Weekend And Proceeded To Drop The Ring Down A Gopher Hole
Asked BF To Put Away Our Dog After Letting Him Out To Pee
I Heard My Boyfriend Yelling That His "Eye Drops" We're Burning His Eyes
...Ero?
Inviato dal mio 77X utilizzando Tapatalk
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My Wife Complained That I Left A Cabinet Door Open Again. Naturally I Thought This Would Be The Best Way To Leave The Kitchen This Morning Before Leaving
So My Girl Said She'd Do Anything For Me If I Can Make A Painting Look Good With A D*ckbutt Brush. Challenge Accepted
How To Initiate With Your Wife When You Have A 1-Year-Old
I Asked My Husband To Make Sure The Kitchen Counter Was Clean
My Boyfriend And I Had Our First Baby In December, And This Is What I Came Home To For Valentine’s Day
My Boyfriend Dressed Up As Princess Leia For Halloween
My Boyfriend Draws Faces In The Vegetables And Fruits That I Bought But Forgot To Eat
My Wife Asked Me To Dry The Dishes
Ask Husband For Chocolate, You Get This
"Because We Had A ’Discussion’ About Leaving His Socks On The Floor"
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My Husband, After He Cut Our Daughter’s Umbilical Cord This August
I Ran A Bath For My Girlfriend, She Was Not Happy
I Am A Hypochondriac. This Is What My BF Got Me After I Was Bit By A Mosquito And Decided To Update My Will
My Nephew Left His Coloring Book At My Home. My Husband Has Been Finding Creative Ways To Scare Me With It
Told The GF I'd Buy Her A Bottle Of Cristal If She Ever Farted In Front Of Me. Months And Months And Months Later:
Just Got Married Tonight, Got To The Hotel Room, This Is Our Action Tonight!
Sometimes I Wonder What It's Like To Be 5'1", Then I See My Wife And I'm Good Not Knowing
I Sneak This Ornament Onto My Wife’s Meticulously Decorated Tree Every Christmas. She Has Yet To Notice In 3 Years
This Is How My BF Tells Me We Need Toiletpaper
Put My Girlfriend In Front Of The Projector While Creating A Character In Skyrim
Walked In To Find That My Body Pillow Now Has A Face. Makes Sense Since We've Been Calling It Ryan Gosling For Months Now
How I Make Vegetarian Pizza For My GF
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My Girlfriend Didn't Think She Burned The Cookies She Made The Other Night. So, I Took A Picture And Told Her "Find The Cookie"
I Broke The Toilet Seat. This Is How I Broke It To My Wife
My Girlfriend Turned 30, So...
Figured Out Something To Do With All The Hair My Girlfriend Keeps Safely Stored On The Shower Wall
Wife Asked Me To Change The Computer Wallpaper To A “Nice Family Photo”. One Of The Nicest Ones I Could Find
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"Non è il legarsi a una donna che l'uomo teme, è il separarsi da tutte le altre". cit Helen Rowland
Valentine's Card From My Lovely Hubby
My Girlfriend Took Me To A Furniture/Homewares Store, So I Did What Anyone Would Do - I Made Cheeseburgers Out Of The Coasters
My Wife Bought This Off Amazon To Clean My Dogs Paws After He Comes In From Outside. I’m Going To Keep It On My Side Of The Bed
When My Husband Asked Where The Markers Were, I Should Have Been More Suspicious
My Boyfriend Put The Lights On The Tree
Wife Is Mad This Is The Only Picture I Took At The Museum
My Wife Asked If I Could Set Up A Little Cork And Canvas For Her And Her Friends. I Doubt This Is What She Meant
I Made This Lemongrab Card For My Girlfriend’s Birthday
Wife Wasn't Too Pleased
My Fiancé Proposed To Me But He Didn't Have A Ring Yet So He Improvised
My Girlfriend Says I Never Look At Her This Lovingly
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My Friend Gave Me This Awesome Chihuahua Onesie And My Husband Stole It
I Asked My BF To Pick An Outfit For Me While I Was In The Shower
My Girlfriend And I Took Some Photos Today. She Wasn't Very Pleased When I Uploaded This
I Wanted To Celebrate And Announce My Awesome Father's Day Gift From My Wife. No Better Way Than A Sexy Photoshoot
Friend’s Husband Played A Prank On Her
Pettiness Level 100,000,00. My Husband Was Angry This Morning So He Decided He Was Only Making His Half Of The Bed
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When I Ask My Husband To Cut Vents In The Turkey Pot Pie
My Boyfriend And My Cat Have A Special Bond. I Feel Like The Third Wheel
My Name Is Virginia. This Is My Husband's New Favorite Shirt
I Told My Fiancé That We Needed To Get A Funny Tree Topper To Offset The "Adult" Tree. He Nailed It
My Girlfriend Says That I Own Too Many Video Games. I Sent Her This
My Girlfriend Has Recently Had A Bug Problem In Her Apartment. She's Drunk And Went To The Bathroom. I'm About To Be Single
My Wife Wasn’t Sure What To Spend Our 1900 Dave And Busters Tickets On. I Made An Executive Decision
Girlfriend Sleep-Talks A Lot. I Write Down The Best Ones When I Can
He Finally Fell Asleep When My Wife Asked For A Picture And I Wanted To Let Her Know What Hes Been Like Until Then
My Wife Cries At Absolutely Anything. I Mean, Anything. So I Started Writing The Reasons Down Because Reasons
Spent 10 Minutes Snapping Pics Of My Wife So She Could Have 'The Perfect Sexy Instagram Photo.' When She Was Finally Happy I Asked Her To Return The Favour. We Got This Beauty In One Take
I Gave My Girlfriend A Set Of Keys To My Apartment Today
My Boyfriend Decided To Take My Dog To The Beach Today For Some “Quality” Time Together
My Friend Was Diagnosed With Parkinson’s. He Thought It Would Be Funny To Send This As His Christmas Letter. His Wife, Horrified, Added The Sticker
My GF Had To Wear This To Work Today. Never Wanted Her More
Classes Canceled Due To Polar Vortex. What Else To Do But Wrap Your GF Like A Burrito And Feed Her Mozzarella Sticks
My Wife Told Me To Get Dressed Up For Professional Christmas Photos. Think I Nailed It
Husband Said He Was Going To Make A Bed Frame. I Thought It Was For Our New Mattress. It Was For The Cat
Wife Left Me Alone With The Kids For The First Time And After Asking For An Update I Sent Her This
Sending Sexy Pics To The Wife Like
My Aunt Had Been Complaining They Hadn't Been "Festive" Enough. I Present To You My Uncle's Masterpiece
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