Cercando pinguini su SpareRoom per L'ONDRA il rischio CASO UMANO è altino !!

[Lo Zio]

minchia, pranzone

[Edward Green]

[NoNickName]

I have a room that is unfurnished in a mostly unfurnished flat. I would like to share the flat with somebody who is ideally also a young person and/or a student, with a preference for women & LGBT people Hoping to finish furnishing the common areas as a joint effort

All are welcome to enquire if they contribute to a clean, bright, tolerant home

As for myself I'm a 19 y/o trans guy working towards a BSc in Computer Science. I'm friendly and sociable but generally quiet/keeping to myself in the evenings unless going for the occasional round of video games with mates. I smoke (not tobacco) but am really low-key about it. I'm in year 2 of 3 of my degree programme and have the place at least until September 2019

Let me know if interested

trans di 19 anni che si fa le bombe e gioca coi videogame

mi domando come mai non si sia ancora iscritto qui

[Dr. Evil]

video
penso sempre a te Cesarino

Capitato anche a me

[koba44]

[]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usZrGCMhfKk[]

penso sempre a te Cesarino

Anch'io ho fatto l'associazione fra qs pubblicità e Cesarino.

True story.

[Cesarino]

Fellow Redditers,

Here's a little story about me :

I'm a 21yr old guy from one of the poorest country in Europe. As my family didn't supported me in my life, I couldn't even finish college, I went to work instead.

After nearly 3 years of saving money (monthly 40-50£), and self-learning English, I decided to come to London to start a new life. Without any degree, It was very hard to begin. 5 months ago I started as a kitchen porter, two months ago I switched to security officer position. Now I have more time to learn IT, but it became harder as I feel more depressed day by day. I currently live in North London at a family (bad choice , I know).

I can talk about almost anything, interested in every cultural event, sightseeing. I'm party friendly too, often using stims.

I know there are thousands of people in London, like me. It's time to BUDDY UP!

[koba44]

È diventata la capitale dei disperati!?

Da dove viene? RO, BG?

[Valido e non in uso]

È diventata la capitale dei disperati!?

Da dove viene? RO, BG?

London ha i soldi.
Ci va chi cerca soldi.
Poi quando hai soldi, tipo 2000 in tasca a fine mese, ti rendi conto che per vivere li' te ne servono almeno 4000.
London e' un mostro.

[wesgard]

London ha i soldi.
Ci va chi cerca soldi.
Poi quando hai soldi, tipo 2000 in tasca a fine mese, ti rendi conto che per vivere li' te ne servono almeno 4000.
London e' un mostro.

^This

o sei Cesarino (e la city la trovi solo a Londra) o se dei fare lo sguattero/portiere vai in ogni altra grossa citta' degli UK. Guadagnerai meno ma il costo della vita e' minimo la meta'.

[Valido e non in uso]

^This

o sei Cesarino (e la city la trovi solo a Londra) o se dei fare lo sguattero/portiere vai in ogni altra grossa citta' degli UK. Guadagnerai meno ma il costo della vita e' minimo la meta'.

Puoi andare a Manchester, se ti piace il cancro, o a Birmingham, se non vedi l'ora di farti stuprare la famiglia, ma a Cambridge o Oxford la vita costa quasi quanto a London, anche se la qualita' e' cosmicamente superiore.

[Cesarino]

20 [F4M] - looking for a friend, maybe more

inviato 9 ore fa da medusa97

Hey there! Not sure how to start this post so sorry if it's a little awkward! I'm 20 years old, from London, I work full time and I'm just looking for somebody to chat to, possibly meet up with.

Interests: paranormal stuff, astrology, conspiracy theories, crime, psychology, history, politics (I'm a far-ish lefty but I don't go on about it) nature, food, makeup (spot the odd one out). I'm really open minded and very into spiritualism and out there theories, it would be great to have someone to discuss them with! Not into gaming I'm afraid!

Shows: I've just started watching Narcos and I love it!! I'm only on season 1 so no spoilers, although it obviously isn't going to be a happy ending for Pablo. I love Stranger Things too, still haven't had the time to watch the second season though. I love the X Files, Black Mirror and anything Louis Theroux's involved in.

Music: anything really! Love alt rock bands like The Smiths and The Cranberries. I'm a late 90s baby who should've been alive in the 80s, I love Sade, Chaka Khan, Michael Jackson, George Michael. I also love a bit of old school cheesy Elvis and Cher. I'm also really into more modern neo-soul/RnB artists like Mabel and Jorja Smith. I love straight up pop too, no shame here I'm afraid. Generally it's an 80s/90s music salad with a top 40 dressing and some 60s/70s croutons.

Other stuff: I'm a libra, I secretly (not so secretly) wish I could live in an Animal Crossing-esque world, I love marzipan, my hair's always messy, prawn cocktail crisps are my favourite, I like sparkly things.

As for my looks, I'm quite tall, chubby/curvy, brown eyes, brown hair, a solid 5/10 - take a number and get in line lads, no pushing! In all seriousness, I'd love to meet someone who I've got some common ground with, if you think we'd get on then drop me a line - tell me about you! :-)

[Kordian]

Sarà un roito da battaglia, pure zecca e complottista...

Inviato dal mio SM-A500FU utilizzando Tapatalk

[MrSelfDestruct]

5/10
Chubby/curvy, (probably whale-alike)
Take a number and get in line

Entitled waterheater :smugjumpf:

durissimo

[Cesarino]

This is a long shot but here goes, (hello) I'm a single mum in west London, currently unemployed and I joined this group to see if anyone can help, i really want to do some weapons based hobby but everywhere i look its allways 6pm or later that these classes and things take place, i was hoping someone may know of something in the school hours 9am to 3pm which i could join?

[Valido e non in uso]

"
You need to be claiming Income Support.

FULL AMOUNT WILL BE COVERED BY HOUSING BENEFITS.

We will help with the housing benefit signups.
"

[Cesarino]

21 [F4M] - boyfriend experience in London self.londonr4r

inviato 17 giorni fa * da NowIfIFuckThisModel

I posted this in RAOBJ but it didn’t get much attention (probably because I posted it super late on a Friday haha) so thought I’d try my luck here

I miss being intimate with someone but I don’t like the idea of a soulless, empty hookup. I want a cute evening with someone where I can have a fun time talking, laughing, holding hands, etc. and then we go to yours. It won’t be just a quick blow ’n’ go, I want something more ‘deep’, so to speak.

About me: third year Student almost on the verge of a breakdown, 5’2, south Asian descent, cute face with great brows and even greater smile. I’m a slightly bigger/chubbier girl (UK Size 14) but still have some great assets and confidence. Personality wise I’m funny, quirky (not in the annoying way lmao) intelligent, down to earth and a good conversationalist once I get over my initial shyness. Well-versed in memes and hip-hop, enjoy cooking, pretending to know shit about art and writing poetry mainly about boys and my uncertain future )))

You: * 20-26 years old - only because I find I click better with guys my age but I'm cool if you're a little older than this range.

Patient, respectful, friendly, generally not an asshole

Dominant but respect my limits, including the fact that I’m only willing to go as far as giving/receiving oral

I do have “types” I’m into/go for (tall athletic/muscular dudes, hipster dudes with wavey garms, banker types??), but at least be DDF (ESSENTIAL) and in decent shape

Based and can host in in zones 1-3, but I don’t wanna go to hotels as that’ll feel too impersonal

Things I’m NOT after: cheaters, weirdos, Jeffrey Dahmer reincarnates, folks wanting to engage in awkward Skype sex sessions or hear about my sexual escapades.

If you’re good with all this, send me a message with your fav song with ya cute face and these will get priority but PLEASE, FACE ≠ DICK!!! I’ve got a verified pic on my RAOBJ post and will send a pic to you once I’m comfortable.

Will try my best to respond to people, but be patient as I am SWAMPED with work, and don’t take it personally if you don’t hear from me.

I'd also like to say this: if we meet, and at any point you wanna back out, I'm totally okay with it, and you should be too if I feel the same way. It can be daunting to meet someone from the Internet and sometimes things may not go how we want them to.

If you got through my long-ass essay then I really appreciate it! Thanks ))

EDIT: not looking anymore, thanks to those who responded with articulate messages

[Ceccazzo]

ma dove stai cercando? in /r/realgirls ?

[Rot Teufel]

dio
il disagio

[Lo Zio]

io ci capisco una sega con tutte ste sigle
RAOBJ
RandomActsOfBJ

lol


I’m a slightly bigger/chubbier girl (UK Size 14)

una taglia 42

[gnappinox1]

I do have “types” I’m into/go for (tall athletic/muscular dudes, hipster dudes with wavey garms, banker types??), but at least be DDF (ESSENTIAL) and in decent shape

Cesarino, che aspetti, questa cerca i banchieri

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io ci capisco una sega con tutte ste sigle
RAOBJ
RandomActsOfBJ

lol


I’m a slightly bigger/chubbier girl (UK Size 14)

una taglia 42

mi era scappato quello, in sostanza le piace fare pompini