In Russia, a 28 year old man won a bet with two women that he could have nonstop sex with them for 12 hours. Although he won the $4,300. he died of a heart attack thanks to the bottle of Viagra he ingested during the challenge.
In Italy, Gina Lalapola, a 23 year old stripper suffocated after waiting for nearly an hour inside of a sealed cake at a stag party.
A U.S. congressman by the name of Clement Vallandigham was defending a murder suspect in court on the day that he died. While arguing that the victim may have accidentally shot himself while drawing his gun, he reenacted the scene for the judge to see. Little did he realize, the gun he was using was loaded. He shot himself and died.
A 31 year old sex fiend died of asphyxiation when he attempted to pleasure himself while naked with a condom pulled over his entire head.
Poet Li Bai met his untimely death when he tried to kiss the moon’s reflection in the water. He fell off of the boat and drowned to his death.
Hans Steininger, a 16th century Austrian man who had a 4 and a half foot long beard, died after tripping on his facial hair and breaking his neck when escaping a fire.
mangerà la crosta a metà, poi la crema, poi l'altra metà dellla crosta e poi la crema
mangia prima la crema e poi la crosta
riassunto topic pirateria domestica:
l'apice di svapo:
io succhio e lecco sempre, quando mangio il gelato.
ma ho smesso perchè ho paura della glicemia
Se fosse stato un uomo sarebbe stato invece condannato
Succederebbe di peggio a un basamentaro lasciato libero in un bordello
Quel momento in cui una tua compagna di corso che sembra una bambolina di porcellana si presenta ma a causa della stanchezza e della soggezione da occhioni verdi il massimo della conversazione che spicci sono i nomi e i saluti.
Ma ho anche dei difetti, eh.
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