Tutto fottutamente meraviglioso
Tutto fottutamente meraviglioso
My bathroom hand towel before and after Mike gets home…. He says he sees no difference.
Husband put a ribbon on the door handle and made it seem like it was opening and closing on its own… Right after we watched The Conjuring. I may have cried just a little bit and didn’t fall asleep for awhile! “Sigh” my husband is an evil prankster mastermind genius
When you mention not closing one cabinet.. this is what I get walking into the kitchen a little late
Husband arranged the holiday stockings to spell something that isn’t quite in the spirit.
When your husband texts you that he has a surprise for you when you get home at 5am..no Goldilocks at our house just the dang teddy bear trying out the bed!
Bella l'idea del carrello!
se lasciati a se stessi i problemi tendono a risolversi da soli, se cosģ non accade, allora č meglio lasciar perdere il tutto e passare ad altro.
- gli ignoranti ignorano -
dopo un po' viene la nausea, basta
Conversation earlier today …
Him: we’re almost out of spoons
Me: put it on the shopping list then
So this is happening!! I tell my husband we need to go get some groceries for dinner and he brings home not one box but THREE boxes of pizza and Parmesan bites. I don’t think he understands.
I told the husband he left the cap off the toothpaste, so he set up this scene in response.
Coming home from a long day of work and then rehearsal and all I wanted was a small glass of milk. Well… ask and you shall receive
In case anyone was wondering….my husband is a grade A A@@hole. Not something that I want to wonder to the bathroom and find at 4:15 am