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Il MiGlOrE dEl MoNDo1!!
figa eliminati con un gol da oratorio. Che beffa
Da fb, sempre divertenti gli analfabeti
Il nano del Barcellona è uscito nn sbaglia Maradona fa bene ke lo critica in nazionale e pietoso e al quanto imbarazzante il peluche di messi, via a cada nano
>Be Messi's wife
>Wake up the morning after the Balloon Door ceremony to a dull, constant thumping noise
>Messi is standing in the corner next to the bed in his Sonic pajamas kicking the wall and muttering 'gotta go fast' to himself
>He pauses, looks over at you like a retarded chipmunk that saw a treat
>He grins at you and runs out of the room without saying anything
>Lay down and close your eyes and remember last night
>Your phone buzzes on the nightstand
>Text from Penaldo
>"You left your purse here last night"
>"I know, I can't wait to come back over and pick it up"
>"TSUUU baby"
>Smile genuinely for the first and only time all morning
>Messi runs back in the room with a plate of burned toast, cold scrambled eggs, and a glass of half-spilled orange juice
>Smiles and tells you "I-I made you breakfast!!"
>You're allergic to eggs
>He trips and spills the food in the bed
>Shouts "o-oh no! Bad Sonic!"
>Panics and begins to pick eggs from your hair while you hold back tears
>Cleans it up and eats the eggs he finds trapped between the bedsheets
>Tells you hes going to take a shower and sprints out of the room again
>Hear the shower water turn on
>Turn to your phone
>Google images
>"Ronaldo abs"
>Run your fingers over each image
>Hear Messi slip in the shower and he cries softly
>You cry softly
Forza Ajax
No Mike. No, no Mike. That was so not right! You need to reinstate the lap before, that's not right.Toto? It's called motor race. Okay? We went car racing...
Hanno perso contro la Piscina del Fegato!
che botta il Barca
Che partita
Remerbers... Preorders?..NEVER!
stocazzoOriginariamente Scritto da Ceccazzo
perchè non è una furbata che si fa nei campetti?
è una furbata che si fa quando si gioca a calcio
se te dormi mica colpa mia, mica devo aspettare tutti i miei compagni che arrivano, l'arbitro, i tuoi amici
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