Sincere man hopes to forge open and honest relationship with woman who respects Salvini
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Good day ladies!
I'm a funny sort of gentleman, who likes nothing more than reading with the right woman.
The first thing people usually notice about me is my intellectually-challenged personality, closly followed by my smashing hands. I am not one of those fake people who pretends not to notice their own qualities. My hands and chest are top notch. These gems of honesty are just part of the funny person I am.
I work as a civil servant, helping Italy. This allows me to exercise my skills: watching the paint dry and chatting with retards in j4s. I would like to tell you about the time I met my mother, which is true, but it's important to me that you know I'm honest, so I'll save the wilder parts of my life for another time.
My life goals include:
Meet Eric Idle
Become the best civil servant I can be
Help all the Italy in the world
If you're the right woman for me, you'll be fatty and lively. You won't be afraid to go full intellectually-challenged and will have a healthy respect for Salvini.
My ideal date would involve spamming in Cesano Boscone with a possibly woman woman by my side. While we're there, I compliment your bodacious boobs.
Honesty and openness are the most important qualities in a relationship. I will be honest with you, if you will be honest with me. I will never hit on your best friend whilst you're visiting a sick relative, never text my ex behind your back while you're asleep, never post naked photos of you on Facebook. That's just the kind of gentleman I am.