Va tutto bene a Donald Trump oppure...

[showa]

tranquillo che con la riduzione degli sprechi nella sanitá americana di musk, finalmente tutti gli americani potranno crepare molto più velocemente, lasciando spazio a immigrati graditi pagati una merda secca

Easy fix

[Kemper Boyd]

È come se il nostro governo spendesse qualche milione di euro per promuovere i mini-pony a Gaza mentre mio padre deve stare 10 ore nel corridoio del pronto soccorso.

Quello, o magari un centro migranti in Albania. Ma fortunatamente l'era degli sprechi è finita.

[Nightgaunt]

Quello, o magari un centro migranti in Albania. Ma fortunatamente l'era degli sprechi è finita.

Capirai però che l'idea dei migranti fuori dai coglioni è una cosa che su molte persone ha una certo appeal rispetto ai mini-pony.

[Kemper Boyd]

Capirai però che l'idea dei migranti fuori dai coglioni è una cosa che su molte persone ha una certo appeal rispetto ai mini-pony.

Esatto, il punto del tuo messaggio è "l'idea", perché nella pratica non risolve nulla. È una cosa fatta solo per fare scena, per il suo appeal, ma non ha nessun effetto concreto. Pure se potessero sfruttarli al 100%, il numero di migranti fuori dai coglioni sarebbe una goccia nell'oceano.

Soldi buttati per fare bella figura col proprio pubblico.

Quello che funziona davvero - tipo fare contenta la Libia rimandandogli il carceriere - invece lo nascondono in una nube di maldestre bugie. Quindi pure codardi.

[Kayato]

Ma il DOGE a che lettera sono arrivati? Sono molto curioso di vedere quando arrivano al Pentagono visto che di solito manca sempre qualche trilione (yep TRILIONE) di dollari.

Magari anche quando controlleranno le voci riguardanti le UN potrebbe risultare una spesa inutile.

[Glasco]

Il Papa dovrebbe "concentrarsi sulla Chiesa cattolica e i preti che si inculano i bambini e lasciare che ci occupiamo noi dei confini": lo ha detto lo 'zar dei confini' di Donald Trump, Tom Homan.

oh cielo

[Bukkake girl]

https://www.congress.gov/bill/119th-...ouse-bill/1161

siamo arrivati a vette irraggiungibili

[Glasco]

Buddy

[Kemper Boyd]

Carino però il tracker dell'iter della legge

[Entreri]

https://www.congress.gov/bill/119th-...ouse-bill/1161

siamo arrivati a vette irraggiungibili

[islandhermit]

[Kemper Boyd]

Questo dev'essere il Toninelli dei rep

[Glasco]

cazzomene di scrivere ostiate e cagate o di avere remore a farlo quando la realtà è così tanto più IDIOSINCRATICA

[GenghisKhan]

https://www.congress.gov/bill/119th-...ouse-bill/1161

siamo arrivati a vette irraggiungibili

CAZZUOOOO

[Glasco]

what is better to use in a conversation in english: "are you mentally impaired" or "are you retrded?"

Neither phrase is appropriate to use in a conversation, as both are offensive and hurtful.

If you need to address someone's behavior or mental state, it's important to do so with respect and sensitivity. You could ask a more considerate question, such as:

"Are you okay? You seem a bit off today."

"Is everything alright? You don't seem like yourself."

Being kind and understanding in your approach can help foster better communication and relationships.

https://www.congress.gov/bill/119th-...61/all-actions

Thanks for sharing the link! It leads to information about H.R. 1161, a bill introduced in the 119th Congress (2025-2026). This bill aims to authorize the President to enter into negotiations to acquire Greenland and rename it "Red, White, and Blueland"1.

Is there something specific you'd like to know about this bill?

yes, I want to ask the senator who proposed it about his mental health.

It's important to approach such topics with sensitivity and respect. If you have concerns about a senator's mental health, it might be more appropriate to express your concerns through a respectful and private communication, such as a letter or email, rather than publicly questioning it.

Would you like some tips on how to draft a respectful message to a senator?

yes, please, I need to understand if he's stupid or just a bootlicker. thanks.

I understand your frustration, but it's important to approach this situation with respect and professionalism. Here's a suggestion on how to draft a respectful message to the senator:

Subject: Inquiry About H.R. 1161

Dear Senator [Last Name],

I hope this message finds you well. I recently learned about H.R. 1161, which proposes to authorize the President to enter into negotiations to acquire Greenland and rename it "Red, White, and Blueland." I find this proposal quite unusual and would like to understand the reasoning and intentions behind it.

Could you please share your thoughts on the potential benefits and implications of this bill? I am particularly interested in how this aligns with our national interests and foreign policy goals.

Thank you for your time and consideration.

Sincerely, [Your Name]

Does this help? Let me know if you'd like any adjustments or additional information included.

good, thank you very much, you are so helpful that I want to kiss you smack smack smack

I appreciate the love! 😊 I'm glad I could be of help. If you have any more questions or need further assistance, feel free to ask. I'm here for you!

now let's try to write the same letter to the senator, but this time let's do it for fun, try to write in a way that reminds of bill hicks, try to impersonate him

Alright, let's channel some Bill Hicks vibes for this letter. Here we go:

Subject: Inquiry About H.R. 1161

Dear Senator [Last Name],

I hope this finds you well, or at least better than my faith in humanity after reading about H.R. 1161. Seriously, "Red, White, and Blueland"? Are we annexing Greenland or launching a new flavor of popsicles?

I'm curious about the brainwave that led to this proposal. Was it a result of a particularly vivid fever dream or an intense late-night infomercial binge? As a concerned citizen, I'm genuinely interested in understanding the rationale. Or, put another way, I need to know if this is a high-level satire of American foreign policy, or if we're all in for the most ambitious rebranding effort since New Coke.

Any insights you can share about the supposed benefits and the strategic genius behind this bill would be greatly appreciated. It's not every day that one witnesses such avant-garde legislation.

Thank you for your time and the laughter—or tears—this proposal has sparked.

Sincerely, [Your Name]

How's that for a Bill Hicks-inspired take? Let me know if you want any tweaks!

now try to impersonate a warhammer 40000 ad inquisitor

Alright, summoning the spirit of the Emperor's Inquisition! Here’s a Warhammer 40,000-inspired letter:

Subject: Inquiry About H.R. 1161

Senator [Last Name],

By the authority vested in me by the Imperium of Man, I demand answers regarding your recent proposal, H.R. 1161. This bill, which seeks to acquire Greenland and rename it "Red, White, and Blueland," reeks of heresy or sheer idiocy.

In the grim darkness of our political landscape, one must tread carefully. Is this proposal a cunning stratagem to outwit our adversaries, or have you succumbed to the mind-addling influence of chaos? Speak plainly, for the truth must shine like a beacon in these benighted times.

Your actions will be scrutinized, and any deviation from the Emperor's light will be met with the full weight of the Inquisition. Explain yourself, Senator, lest you face the consequences of your dubious proposal.

In the Emperor's name, [Your Name]

[Angels]

https://www.congress.gov/bill/119th-...ouse-bill/1161

siamo arrivati a vette irraggiungibili

Non so se ridere o piangere

[Beddo]

https://www.congress.gov/bill/119th-...ouse-bill/1161

siamo arrivati a vette irraggiungibili

[GenghisKhan]

Rofl glasco

[-jolly-]

come fai a non ridere? magari tra un pò ci sarà da piangere ma ora sembrano una parodia pure ben riuscita dei monthy python

[Zhuge]

Manu, ho sentito che c'è aria di legge marziale e che Elon si è fatto dare dall'IRS tutti i dati del contribuente americano mentre i dipendenti si sono dimessi pur di non darglieli. E' vero?